Goodday! Barney hasn't woke up and I found poo in his mamipoko.....hehehe

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Ding-Dong-Bell, it's Christmas season, Rudolph might drop by for steambat tomorrow. Daddy said bcos of inflation Santa can't send me gift as he had no money to feed his deers...... Rudolph resigned bcos of that too.

**************************************************************************************Yikes!!!! SUPER BROTHER!!!!!

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No, u don't need to pay to fly, not even AirAsia can steal my money......hehehe. But each of my flight only lasts for as long as daddy or mummy can carry me. BUZZ........BUZZ.......BUZZ.........

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That's my 50 cents! U know how much interest I can earn by putting them in unit trust?????!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!HHHHH!H!H!H!H!H

Recent Performance

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Something to shout about, my recent performance in the Sydney Opera House.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1211301153

A rainy day

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It's a cold-cold day, daddy said our neighbouring sates are submerged in water. According to my understanding, it means the states grew to be shorter than most rain water. But how can a 50 year-old country be shorter than a 2-day old rain? Mommy also cannot answer. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................

Nui Nui Land

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Hi uncles & aunties, ladies & gentlemen, babies & elephants.....'

I am Victoria Beck.....oppss! I mean Victoria Pok Jin Ern, my nickname is nui-nui and only those who call me nui-nui know my real character. BTW, I'm now lazing on the most comfortable sofa in the world....I also find my food from the sofa. Daddy says if all babies drink from sofas Nestle will collapse tonight. My current hobby is to poo, wee, yell and sleep. If you want to be my friend please give my mom a tinkle because Maxis rejected my application due to my hobby, so unfair. They think baby like me is underage and can't dial a number, no wonder they still cannot concur the market.......in fact I can be their advisor at a fee of RM5 a month, enough for daddy to buy me milk-milk.